February 2012
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Watchjayyhunnyy:
Dis it 4 mai new fallourz
Oh.
Super awkward.
I have a monologue that I have to memorize that’s due tomorrow and I haven’t even picked out what I’m doing.
harrys-curls-louis-carrots:
i think, i...
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Emma Stone is too fabulous for television.
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fake-dollparts replied to your post: Almost just killed myself when I slipped on a…
thug life. now just imagine if you had dropped the soap………..
Oh dear lord..
8 Year old girl from Dublin tries to get her...
Anonymous asked: have you ever selfharmed?
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Almost just killed myself when I slipped on a loofah in the shower.
Too bad I caught myself on the curtain.
OH MY GOD I’M SO BORING.
I’m still baffled that I even have friends.
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Okay so here’s what’s going to happen:
I’m going to go get a big bowl of fruity pebbles and if by the time I come back they’re still .02 behind, shit will go down.
How to use...
Your: They are your Doritos.
You're: You're eating Doritos.
They're: They're my Doritos.
Their: It's their Doritos.
There: The bag of Doritos is over there.
Than: I like Lays more than Doritos.
Then: I eat Doritos, then I drink my Coke.
It's: It's been nice sharing my Doritos with you.
Its: The Doritos thought its staleness could keep me away.
taengpeas:
SNSD | The Boys (Japanese in the left...
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I’m not sure how I feel about this Rita Ora woman.
She has a great voice but I don’t know if I like Party and Bullshit or not.
“Having a rough day? Place your hand over your heart, feel that? That’s called...”
– (via youre-1derful)
